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Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Sheamus Interview on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon




Ireland's own Sheamus appeared on NBC's Late Night with Jimmy Fallon last Friday. The two-time WWE champion talks about his "milk bottle tan", his former life as an IT guy and, as any good Irish person would, the weather.



Sheamus is getting used to these talk show appearances on TV, having also been on The Late Late Show when WWE toured Europe in early April.

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Mick Foley Returns to WWE!

Mick Foley made his long-awaited return to WWE at a house show in Dublin, Ireland of all places, and our reporter Eamonn Bell was the first in the world to report it via Twitter!

Cred: Wrestling Voice
Foley made his surprise appearance when he came out to the ring in the second half of the show. The party was quickly interrupted, however, by Awesome Truth. The Miz started mocking Mick Foley, before John Cena and John Morrison came to the ring. In Teddy Long fashion, a tag team match was booked with Mick as the special guest referee.

According to Eamonn, Foley got "six cheap pops, which may a record even for him!" and unleashed Mr.Socko on The Miz.

This footage from Katie O'Regan shows Mick explaining why he returned:


Mick had teased on his Twitter account in recent weeks that he had resigned with WWE, but refused to confirm any rumours. He was also slated to appear on WWE's European Tour according to WWE.com this past week, but that was quickly removed from the site. Just a few hours before the live event in The O2, Foley tweeted that he was "Off to visit a few old friends", which in hindsight could only have meant one thing: he was headed to the house show.

It's not like WWE to reveal the return of a wrestler or talent on a non-televised event, and one would generally assume that they would wait until such a time as Foley was available to appear on TV. Nonetheless, his appearance will doubtless get the on-line community talking about his return and people will surely be anxious to see his first TV appearance with WWE since 2007. Not a bad tact, considering surprises, such as The Rock's return earlier this year, do not equal ratings.

Foley is now on his way to Cork in the south of Ireland to do the first stand-up comedy gig of his Great Britain & Ireland Tour. He has a show in Limerick the day after, before moving on to Scotland and England.  Foley tweeted a few hours after the show that he "might be stopping by a few  shows on my days off" which are November 5,7 & 8, which may mean he could be available for the TV tapings in Liverpool. If not, he will be available after this tour ends, which is November 11th. In any case, it is hoped that the buzz surrounding his comeback will lead to a higher rating than normal once he does return to television. 


It is not yet clear what role Foley will play in the WWE, whether that be wrestler, manager, commentator and so on, but what we can be sure of is that it will be a somewhat limited role. Foley is booked up with events all the way into 2012, and has plans for another European tour next year too. 

Sunday, June 5, 2011

Macho Man Randy Savage | 1952 - 2011

As you all know by now I'm sure, Randy Poffo, more commonly known by his ring name the 'Macho Man' Randy Savage, died on May 20 2011 after his car crashed. The tributes have been pouring out for arguably the greatest pro-wrestler of all-time, and I have only now been able to add my own to that list.


So what I have done is gathered a collection of my favourite videos of the one and only Macho Man, and put them here on the blog. The first one is the tribute that WWE aired on Monday Night Raw the week after his tragic death. If you had never heard or seen of the two-time WWF champion before, then this montage of clips gave you a very good picture of who he was in the ring. On the other hand, if you did know about this once-in-a-lifetime superstar, then the video would more than likely have you in tears, much like myself.


This next video is a WWF Classic. It's a match that pitted the Mega Powers (Savage and Hulk Hogan) against the Twin Towers (Big Boss Man and Akeem). This bout led to the break-up of the tag team and an historic feud. I could watch this match and the ensuing promo again and again.


These next two videos are courtesy of Maffew Gregg of Botchamania (you an follow Maffew on Twitter: @Maffewgregg). The first one is a collection of some of Savage's best promo work on WCW Nitro.


This last video is of the Macho Man's last ever TV appearance with WCW on Thunder, May 5th 2000. Savage comes in around the 7 minute mark to make a cameo in the battle royal for the No.1 Contendership, and is just about the best thing in it. First of all, there are way too many wrestlers in the ring at one time, making it difficult to focus on something at any given moment. Secondly, Vince Russo makes a run-in at one point, and an absolutely pointless one at that. Lastly, there is so much going on at the very end that one is left utterly confused as to which feuds are important. It is to Savage's credit that he was still able to stand out and look good in such an environment.


I think it goes without saying that there will never be another wrestler or entertainer like him again. Only Gorgeous George had a bigger impact on pop-culture, and his legacy may very well live on in that vein.

"Snap into a Slim Jim! Ohhhh yeeeeeahh!!"

Monday, May 2, 2011

WWE Extreme Rules Results | 01-05-2011


John Cena defeated The Miz and John Morrison - New WWE Champion Triple Threat Steel Cage Match



Christian defeated Alberto Del Rio - New World Heavyweight Championship Ladder Match



Randy Orton defeated CM Punk - Last Man Standing Match



Rey Mysterio defeated Cody Rhodes - Falls Count Anywhere Match



Kofi Kingstons defeated Sheamus - New U.S Champion; Tables Match



Kane and Big Show defeated The Corre (Wade Barrett and Ezekiel Jackson) - Retains WWE Tag Team Championship; Lumberjack Match 



Michael Cole and Jack Swagger defeated Jerry Lawler and Jim Ross - Tag Team Country Whipping Match



Layla defeated Michelle McCool - No Count-Out, No Disqualification; Michelle McCool Leaves WWE


Saturday, April 30, 2011

Smackdown Report | 29-04-2011

From the outset, the first post-Draft Smackdown of 2011 seemed to be a fairly important one. It's our first look at the recently drafted wrestlers in their new surroundings, so to speak. We get a sense of the direction the show will be going in for the coming months (which is usually nowhere after a draft, because the blue brand's roster generally gets obliterated). We get to see potential new pairings, matches we haven't seen before and so on. Did this edition of Smackdown give any indication of things to come?

Randy Orton, arguably the biggest pick in the Draft, comes out to a big pop. He's got a big grin on his face and he strolls around the canvas for a short while wit a mic in hand, and by the time he starts speaking, he doesn't really have a whole lot to say sadly. He phoned this one in, pure and simple. He's interrupted by Drew McIntyre, who hasn't spent a great deal of time on our TV screens since a decent performance at Elimination Chamber, yet he was also drafted to Raw this past Monday night. So, as Drew makes his way down the ramp he starts cutting a promo, which, while not being the greatest mic work you or I will ever see, was decidedly better than the one he had just interrupted. It seemed like a nice bit of exposure for someone who will soon be trying to achieve the more difficult task of getting over on Raw. Then, it dawns on you: he's about to job out to the already super-over Orton. Lo-and-behold, he eats an RKO shortly after entering the ring.

And it doesn't end there. Before Orton could finish his promo, he's interrupted again, this time by Alex Riley, another draftee. A-Ry ate the RKO like a pro, but that's not much consolation for someone who just got jobbed on his debut appearance on Smackdown. This is a front-runner for the most nonsensical segment of the year so far: not only did WWE bury one guy who is making the move to the number one show, but they also felt the need to bury another guy who has just parted ways with The Miz, his mentor, for the lack of a better term, and has had a lot of strong performances alongside some main eventers (including Orton I might add). Riley needs all the help he can get at this juncture, as does Drew, and yet this is how they are portrayed on-screen. No wonder WWE has failed to create main event level stars in the past few years.

Believe it or not, this segment doesn't stop there. Alberto Del Rio, who was drafted to Raw, makes his usual grand entrance with Brodus Clay and Ricardo Rodriguez in tow, and cuts a stellar promo on Orton. Just when it looks as if they are about to gang up on the Viper, Christian runs in to team up with him. Teddy Long comes out at this point and books a tag team match between the two sides. This man lives to make announcements.

Now that we've finally got that out of the way, Kofi Kingston's music hits following the ad break. Kofi didn't even make it to the ring, however, as he was attacked from behind by Sheamus, whom he went over cleanly on the Draft edition of Raw as you might recall. Like Drew, this was Kingston's last appearance on SD before making the big switch, whereas this was Sheamus's debut on the blue brand. The beat-down leads nicely into a match for the US Championship this weekend at Extreme Rules, where I expect Kofi to take the title to Raw.

We greeted with the sight of a bruised Michael Cole standing in the ring after our second commercial break. He cuts a promo to build up for his tag team match against Jerry Lawler and Jim Ross, and introduces his tag partner Jack Swagger (drafted to Raw). Sin Cara, sporting a blue SD t-shirt, enters for his match with the All-American American. A recap of Sin Cara performing some of his incredible moves on Swagger from three weeks is shown just before the bell rings. Swagger, using his size to the fullest advantage, started doing push-ups on Cara's back while he was laying on the canvas. After some good exchanges between the two, Cole hands Swagger a belt, but Cara wins with a roll-up. Swagger, pent up with frustration, rushes to attack Cara, only for the victor to send him flying over the ropes. Sin Cara then performed another one of his amazing dives over the top rope. This man has the potential to have some pretty incredible matches in the WWE, and a lot of credit has to go to Swagger for working the match as well as he did (keeping in mind this was a taped show and it could easily have been edited). Many doubted whether the company had the men who cod work the kind of match Sin Cara wrestles.

Next we see a vignette for Awesome / Amazing Kong, who is being packaged as Kharma in WWE. There is a shot of her face this time as she pops the head off a doll she is holding. I greatly anticipate her arrival, especially after seeing these videos in recent weeks.

The bell rings and the Tag Team Championship is on the line between Slabriel (an awesome name for the team of Heath Slater and Justin Gabriel that a friend of mine came up with) and the team of Kane and Big Show. The two Corre members bicker on their way down to the ring and it looks very foreboding for both of them. Funnily enough, I thought this match displayed some of their best tag work to date. Most impressively, Gabriel reversed a chokeslam from the Big Show into a DDT. Nonetheless, the match inevitably finished with a double chokeslam as Show and Kane successfully defended the belts, which should lead to a further disintegration of relations between the Corre members.

Directly following this, there's a short segment between the Great Khali, his storyline brother Singh, and Rey Mysterio. After Rey leaves, a mysterious man whom both Khali and Singh know enters the shot. The whole thing is slightly confusing, as they were all speaking their native tongue and I hadn't a clue who this fellow was.

Rey Mysterio makes his entrance following another commercial break, and we see a recap of his win over Cody Rhodes from the previous week.Rey cuts a promo on leaving Smackdown, thanking the fans who have "allowed (him) to enter your homes every Friday night to entertain you." Why do WWE superstars talk as if Raw and SD have different fan bases? Mark Henry, his opponent, makes his way to the ring and a recap of Henry's heel turn on Raw is played. Looking back, the World's Strongest Man was wearing the black gear that night for once. Should have seen the swerve coming. After a okay match, Rhodes makes the run-in before it could finish and proceeds to beat up Rey outside the ring. Rhodes throws Rey back into the ring with Henry, like a lamb to the slaughter, who slams him to the canvas. Rhodes subsequently put a paper bag over Mysterio's head, as he did last week. I expect Henry and Rhodes to be pushed heavily this summer.

Michelle McCool and Layla's heated match is up next, and it descends into an outright brawl, with McCool dominating things from the beginning. The match ends in a double count-out, and the two cut a promo for a match at Extreme Rules. McCool makes the match a Loser Leaves WWE (anyone else notice the audio inconsistency when she said that?), and it looks as if Layla will go over so that her former tag partner can take a break from professional wrestling.

An interview with Christian takes place in the locker room, and Captain Charisma cuts a pretty good promo on Del Rio and their Ladder Match this weekend for the World Heavyweight Title.

Now it's time for our maaaaaaain event! And it was a thoroughly enjoyable match as well, which you expect when all of these men are in the same ring. Christian, Del Rio and Orton are very good workers as we know, and Brodus has signs of some great potential (the commentators are certainly putting him over anyway). I thought he barely looked a step out of place amongst these main-eventers. Of course, while I am talking about a wrestler who has his entire career ahead of him, you somehow forget that there will be brand new World Champion this coming weekend, someone who has never won the belt before. And based on this outing, I think either Christian or Del Rio would make a fine champion. Orton and Christian won the contest, after the Viper hit a superb RKO on Clay as the big man came charging at him.

So, with the first post-Draft Smackdown over and done with, where is the blue brand headed? Well, Christian is finally going to get his long overdue main event push, Orton looks to be replacing the slot that Edge held before his retirement, while the upper mid-card looks to be filled with some interesting guys like Sheamus, Sin Cara and Daniel Bryan (by the way, where was the American Dragon tonight?) All in all, a pretty decent Smackdown, and not a bad go-home show for this weekend's PPV.

Friday, April 22, 2011

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Sheamus on The Late Late Show

Ireland's first ever WWE Champion talks to Ryan Tubridy on The Late Late Show about being a WWE wrestler, being a gaelgeoir, and having his own action figure. He even cuts a killer promo on Tubridy.

Saturday, March 12, 2011

WrestleMania XXVII Card (Including Spoilers)

Just over two weeks ago, the full card for this year's WrestleMania show appeared on the Internet. Moreover, it was revealed on the weekly wrestling podcast Smart Wrestling Fan after a listener had found a shredded copy of all the matches set to be booked for the biggest wrestling weekend of the year. So without further a do. . . 

FULL 'Mania Card!

  1. WWE Championship: The Miz (c) vs. John Cena 
  2. World Heavyweight Championship: Edge (c) vs. Alberto Del Rio (w/ Ricardo Rodriguez) 
  3. The Undertaker vs. Triple H 
  4. Randy Orton vs. CM Punk 
  5. Rey Mysterio vs. Cody Rhodes 
  6. Jerry 'The King' Lawler vs. Michael Cole (w/ Jack Swagger). Special Guest Referee: Stone Cold Steve Austin 
  7. Daniel Bryan & Gail Kim vs. King Sheamus & The Bella Twins* 
  8. Divas Contest TBD* 
  9. Dolph Ziggler & LayCool vs. John Morrison, Trish Stratus & TBD* 
  10. The Corre (Wade Barrett, Justin Gabriel, Heath Slater & Ezekiel Jackson) vs. Kane, Kofi Kingston, Christian & Big Show* 
The one thing that screams out at you when you read this list is that there is no Money In The Bank Ladder Match, which is understandable when you consider that there will be a pay per view dedicated to the match later in the year. We hardly need three MITB contests in the one year. 

I have to use this entry to apologise for my very apparent lack of content over on Pro Wrestling Ponderings recently. Jerome Cusson and the crew have been very patient with me, and they are composing some great stuff over there. Hopefully I will get the chance to write more for the website in the weeks leading up to WrestleMania. 

*Yet to be booked. 
Subject to change.

Saturday, February 19, 2011

World Heavyweight Championship 2002-2011


Here is a video of every single World Heavyweight Title change from its inception in 2002 by Eric Bischoff when he simply gifted the belt to Triple H up until the present day when Edge regained the belt in his bizarre feud with Kane in late 2010. The quality varies from finish to finish, but I do like it when people make a montage of matches or title changes like these. Also, notice how the finish in the Triple H - Shawn Michaels TLC match is identical to the one in the Undertaker - Edge TLC bout. 

Finally, Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson Returns

The People's Champ is welcomed back

Seven years after his last appearance in a WWE ring, The Rock returned on this week's edition of Monday Night Raw for the announcement that he would be the Host of WrestleMania this year. Here is the full segment in all its glory: 


I have to say, a fantastic promo which reminded us all so fondly of his charisma and stellar mic skills. His jibes at John Cena and Michael Cole were arguably the funniest thing I've seen on WWE for quite a while. Welcome back Rock. 


Monday, January 31, 2011

Live Royal Rumble Results!


Updates as they happen throughout the night! 


  • Edge retains his World Heavyweight Championship in a stunning curtain raiser against Dolph Ziggler. Dolph was garnering the majority of the cheers for the early part of the match, but the Rated R Superstar eventually turned the crowd by the end. Following a Kelly Kelly run-in, who attacked Vickie Guerrero, and a ref bump, Edge speared the challenger and subsequently won with the Killswitch. With Christian's return eminent, that's probably foreshadowing a feud down the line. 


  • The Miz retained his WWE Championship against Randy Orton in a decent contest, the ending of which was the most exciting passage of the match. The Nexus walked down to ringside, at which point Alex Riley, trying to gain an advantage for his mentor, ran in, only to be thrown over the top rope by The Viper. No exaggeration, Riley performed one of the most exhilarating dives I have ever seen in that spot. Orton subsequently reversed a Skull-Crushing Finale into an RKO, only for CM Punk to enter the ring and deliver a GTS to the challenger, thus allowing Miz to win. 
  • Eve defeats Natalya Hart and LayCool to win the Divas Title. A last minute change from the Raw GM made it a Fatal Four Way match, thus giving Eve the chance to win after landing a superb moonsault. At least it wasn't another Natalya-LayCool. They need to freshen up an extremely stale Divas division.
  • And your main event: the Royal Rumble match. The first entrant of forty? CM Punk. Number two is... The Corre? Wade Barrett and co (who are sporting new merch by the way) start a brawl with Nexus, only to be sent back by the Raw GM. Huge chants for Punk just before Daniel Bryan enters as #2. I've been waiting ages for this match-up! Good wrestling action before Justin Gabriel enters as #3, who is eliminated by Bryan after missing a 450 splash. Zach Ryder enters at #4, also thrown out by Bryan. #5 is William Regal, and of course awesomeness ensues. #6 is Ted DiBiase, who is eliminated by Regal shortly after John Morrison enters. Morrison avoids elimination by sticking to the security wall! Yoshi Tatsu is #8. Husky Harris enters at #9 and guards Punk. #10 is Chavo Guerrero. Quarter of the way through, this is going by fairly quickly. Chavo hands out a load of Three Amigos. #11 is Mark Henry, eliminates Chavo immediately, followed by Tatsu. #12 JTG, another jobber, who is eliminated by #13 Michael McGillicutty. Husky throws DiBiase out just before Chris Masters enters as #14. David Otunga is #15, just as Punk & Nexus eliminate Bryan, Masters, Morrison & Henry. #16 is... Tyler Reks, who is eliminated almost instantaneously. The same fate befalls #17 Vladimir Kozlov and #18 R-Truth. The genius plan stalls as The Great Khali enters at #19 and eliminates Husky. At the halfway point, Mason Ryan is #20 and throws Khali out. Total Nexus dominance at this point. First surprise entrant of the night is #21 Booker T! Matt Striker totally marks out for the Spinaroony, but the celebrations are cut short, as Booker is eliminated by Ryan. Punk: "We're going to WrestleMania!!" Cue #22 Cena's music. Out goes Ryan, Otunga and McGillicutty. The two favourites go toe-to-toe, until Hornswoggle enters as #23. Cena eliminates Punk, and there goes my prediction. Horny & Cena team up on #24 Tyson Kidd, who is eliminated just before #25 Heath Slater enters and leaves quickly. This is officially the John Cena Show. #26 is Kofi Kingston, followed by #27 Jack Swagger. Michael Cole is getting quite obnoxious at this point and doesn't seem to be co-operating very well with Lawler or Striker. #28 is King Sheamus, who eliminates Hornswoggle, followed by #29 Rey Mysterio, who knocks Swagger out. Poor Swaggy. #30 is Wade Barrett, we're now reaching the climax of the match soon enough. #31 is Dolph Ziggler, the first ever superstar to enter the Rumble with a number that is over the number 30. He is now a big favourite to win. Another big surprise entrant -- #32 is Diesel! Cannot believe this guy is still around, let alone on one of the biggest PPVs of the year, but he is super over with the crowd. #33 is Drew McIntyre, who goes straight to work on Diesel. Alex Riley enters as #34, just as Barrett eliminates Diesel to a chorus of loud boos. Everyone inevitably turns their attention to #35 -- Big Show, who dominates as every giant does and eliminates Ziggler. There goes another prediction! #36 is Ezekiel Jackson, who eliminates Big Show just after he eliminated McIntyre. Getting closer to the finish, Santino Marella is #37 and at least he surpasses his own record of 1 second. #38 and my pick to win is Alberto Del Rio! He lets the entire 90 seconds elapse and #39 Randy Orton hits him from behind, subsequently throws Kofi and Sheamus out. Stare down between Orton & Cena is interrupted by #40 Kane, who eliminates Jackson. Rey eliminates Kane, who is thrown out soon after by Barrett, leaving only four men. A-Ri distracts Cena, who is thrown out by The Miz, of all people. Orton throws Barrett out, who is then eliminated himself by Del Rio! The celebrations are halted momentarily as Santino, who was never thrown out, re-enters and hits Del Rio with the Cobra. ADR regains his composure, however, and finally wins the Royal Rumble match! Although not many people will agree with me, I loved that ending. It was probably a botch as well funnily enough.

Sunday, January 30, 2011

Flashback: The Undertaker Wins 2007 Royal Rumble

A classic moment in the career of the legendary phenom. Only question is: will he return this Sunday to earn a main event spot at WrestleMania? Or will injury keep him on the sidelines?


Tuesday, January 25, 2011

CHIKARA Pro: Image Analysis / Semiotics Presentation:

As you may or may not know, I study Media Studies in college and that requires me to analyse many aspects of the media, including advertising. For one particular assignment, I chose to analyse an advertisement of CHIKARA Pro Wrestling and this is how it turned. I don't have the image on hand, but I will try add it as soon as I can: 


The image I have chosen to analyse is an advertisement of a pro-wrestling promotion. The company advertised is clearly labelled CHIKARA and appears in Issue 024 of the publication Fighting Spirit Magazine.

The reader is met with a series of images in this advert. In the foreground, one finds a drawing of a masked wrestler who is holding a copy of a “Best of CHIKARA” DVD. Emerging from the wrestler, who is clearly the most noticeable aspect of the advert, is a series of speech bubbles, which inform the consumer about the product. The wrestler in question is known as Ultra Mantis Black, although we are not told this directly through the image. Centrally fixed at the top of the page, there is the company logo “CHIKARA”. A series of cartoon images that caricature the company’s wrestlers line the page vertically. These are DVD covers of past events they have held, but look just like comic book covers. In the background, various photographs of the wrestlers grappling and fighting overlap each other.

On a connotative level, the advertisement is, obviously, attempting to tell the reader what kind of commodity Chikara Pro offers. When one scans the images laid out on the page, it’s clear what kind of message they are trying to portray: that this is a fun and entertaining, yet family-orientated, product. The rather cartoonish, comic book-like affect of the advert, along with the bright and varied colours that are used, is a certain giveaway of this. It shows that the product does not take itself too seriously, that it sets out to entertain the audience first and foremost. And much like a comic book, the image aims to demonstrate Chikara Pro’s ability to stretch the imagination to its fullest. The use of both cartoon drawings as well as stills also symbolises the company’s ambition to bring our imagination - or a comic book, if you will - to life. It is saying to us that it is akin to an action-packed adventure with heroes on one side, and villains on the other.

If we try and connect the images with the text on the page, arguably the most telling image sits in the top left-hand corner. It is the DVD cover that depicts a Chikara wrestler (Jigsaw) kicking a WWE wrestler (Edge) in the face, underneath the title, “The Crushing Weight Of Mainstream Ignorance.” WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment) is, if you didn’t know, the major company in pro-wrestling and effectively own an oligopoly on the industry. The point of using this image is to inform the reader about the differences between the themselves and the big fish, so to speak, of the business.  Chikara Pro are trying offer a fresh, fun and intense alternative to the stale, boring and mainstream product that fans are all accustomed to. Therefore, it could also be argued that this is symbolic of market machinations within capitalism, such as competition between two rivalling firms.

Moving on to the logo that is placed on the top of the advertisement, the company name “CHIKARA” is written in a Japanese or oriental type font, which gives the reader an idea of the kind of style of wrestling they will encounter if they choose to consume the product. This is also seen in the wrestlers they have chosen to feature in the advert, and they indicate a style that is a cross between lucha libre (Mexican), puroresu (Japanese) and an American style of pro-wrestling. In fact, this is even stated on the cover of the DVD they are advertising. 

This brings us to intertextuality, as I can now connect the actual text and written language on the page, as well as the images provided, with the intertexts that are also being advertised. The aforementioned speech bubbles that surround the wrestler Ultra Mantis Black contain text that advertise things other than the main product they are trying to sell. These intertexts include their ‘free weekly podcast’, their website and, of course, the “Best of CHIKARA” DVD, as well as all the DVD covers that line either side. Some of the words are also emboldened, such as ’free’ or ’live’ and so on, which has the affect of drawing the reader in. These speech bubbles and the quirky text therein reaffirm the notion that Chikara Pro seeks to be a comic book brought-to-life. Thus, it is clear that the images and text are intertwined with the intertexts in the advert when trying to get across the message of the overall product. 

If we take a look at the frame of this image, we find one or two very noticeable traits. First of all, this advertisement was found in Fighting Spirit Magazine, a publication that focuses on the world of pro-wrestling and MMA (mixed martial arts). This very advert can also be seen in Pro Wrestling Illustrated, so it is obvious where one should look first for this image -- pro-wrestling publications. On the same page as the Chikara Pro advert, there are two other images: one is an advert for K-Star Wrestling (KSW) training school in Birmingham, while the other advertises a website known as www.Blades-UK.com, who are an online catalogue that specialise in collectors’ items. The link between the Chikara and KSW adverts are obvious, because these are two separate pro-wrestling companies promoting their product, just in different fashions. The online catalogue is an interesting one. It suggests that wrestling fans may also be collectors, hoarders even, or that they at least like collecting nostalgic or sentimental items. This can actually be linked directly to the Chikara Pro advert, as there is a small yellow and purple logo on the DVD cover that reads, “FREE! CHIKARA TRADING CARD INSIDE!” Even the pro-wrestling DVDs that are being advertised could be classed as collector’s items, so there is a direct correlation between the two products here, even if it doesn’t appear so at first. 

In terms of an overall message, perhaps these images are telling us about the behaviour of wrestling fans, or even consumers in general -- that they not only like wrestling, but they may also want to become actual pro-wrestlers or want to collect things to do with wrestling for sentimental reasons. 

Sunday, December 26, 2010

Best Of 2010: End Of Year Awards


So, it's the end of the year already and that means it's time to review 2010 and all that it brought to our television screens in terms of pro-wrestling.

Match Of The Year
The Undertaker vs. Shawn Michaels; Wrestlemania.
Was it ever going to be any other match? I was expecting this match to be a let-down to be quite honest, as I was of the belief that it couldn't possibly reach the dazzling heights of the previous year's sublime encounter -- but how wrong I was. This was the highlight of this past year's Mania (and arguably the only one).

Feud Of The Year

El Generico and Kevin Steen; ROH

Best example of a feud between a former face-heel tandem since MVP and Matt Hardy's heated and entertaining rivalry a few years back. Only better. Exemplary of some of the fantastic wrestling that ROH consistently produced this year, despite losing the services of Brian Danielson before 2010 began in earnest.

They not only set the bar this year -- they took the bar, and bludgeoned each other with it.

Honourable mentions include Shawn Michaels-Undertaker, The Miz-Brian Danielson, and CM Punk-Rey Mysterio.

Promo Of The Year

CM Punk singing Happy Birthday to Mysterio's daughter; Smackdown

This was pure gold. I don't know anyoe who saw this promo that didn't love it. Now that Punk is recovering from his injury, I hope to see plenty more like it.

The Miz's post-match promo following his MITB victory definitely deserves an honourable mention, of course.

Show Of The Year

ROH on HDNet

WWE Monday Night Raw had its ups and downs, Smackdown became very stale, while TNA iMPACT just got plain wacky with the arrival of Hulk Hogan and Eric Bischoff on January 4. ROH, meanwhile, rolled out some awesome wrestling on their new show on HDNet. Probably the best match they aired during 2010 was the tag team street fight between Colt Cobana & El Generico and Kevin Steen & Steve Corino. This bout was of PPV quality, but the nice folks at ROH have more than enough quality to go around for HDNet. Hopefully Delirious, as a booker, can help the company prosper in 2011.

PPV Of The Year

Money In The Bank

The standard answer for this award year in, year out is WrestleMania, with Royal Rumble as a close runner-up. This year's Mania, however, was the pits. It really set the standard for the year, and the only standout PPV in 2010 was MITB, which saw The Miz break the glass ceiling, Jack Swagger holding his own against Rey Mysterio, and Kane's turn on Mysterio and subsequent cash-in of his MITB briefcase. Certainly more entertaining than some of the other tripe that WWE and TNA have produced in 2010. ROH's Glory By Honor and Final Battle also deserve honourable mentions, of course.

Superstar Of The Year

The Miz 

While WWE gave the corresponding Slammy to John Cena, I don't think anyone had a better year than The Miz. Entered the year as US Champion, became the first superstar ever to hold both the US and Tag Titles at the same time, was the most entertaining Pro on NXT and helped put Rookie Daniel Bryan over big time, won the MITB Ladder match and cashed it in just a few short weeks ago against Randy Orton on Raw, where he won his first WWE Championship. No one, and I mean NO ONE would have predicted such a stellar year for the former reality TV star. At the very least, nobody even believed he would surpass his former tag-team partner John Morrison in such a short space of time.

I would also attribute a tiny part of Miz's success to the departure of Dave Batista in May. Batista was by far the best heel character up until that point, and Mizanin may not have received his opportunity so soon had there not been a void in that main event spot. I expect Miz to excel in the coming year But we all know about pro-wrestling and expectations. . .

Friday, October 22, 2010

What's Going Down on TUA!


Unfortunately, I was not able to post an article on Monday on last week's wrestling in my column over at ProWrestlingPonderings.Com. Life has been hectic these days with college and various assignments that I have been obligated to put ahead of everything else, not to mention Class Rep Training and helping out with the organisation and mobilisation in IADT of the National Student March on November 3, so I can only apologise wholeheartedly to Jerome Cusson of PWP and all of our readers. I will certainly do my best in future to be as reliable as possble. 
 
In order to make up for my apparent absenteeism on PWP, I will do a quick round up of WWE on television from last week (Oct. 11-17) right here and now! There wasn't a whole lot to talk about, but we'll see how it contributes to the lead-in to Bragging Rights.

The #1 Contender, Cena, The Miz and Team Raw Captaincy

Last week's Raw opened up John Cena on the mic. He was talking about being in Nexus and the difficult position that puts him in in relation to his fans. At this point in time, The Miz interrupts and mocks Cena. He says that as Team Captain for Raw, he won't choose his team members based on their personality, so he is willing tolet Cena join the side. Cena replies that he should be captain instead. Another interruption happens at this point in the shape of Wade Barrett, who tells Cena he will be in his corner for the BR main event against Randy Orton instead. We are then greeted to the sound of the Anonymous General Manager's email tone coming from Michael Cole's laptop. He shoots down Barrett and books Cena in a match with Miz for the team's captaincy as part of a series of matches to determine what superstars it will comprise of.

The contest, which was later made a No DQ match for the main event, was a relatively good bout won by The Miz after interruption from Husky Harris and Michael McGillicutty. This should be a huge ego boost for The Miz after what happened at Summerslam, and it should be played as such on-screen. It could even be used by Creative as a reason for Team Raw's loss at the PPV, assuming they do lose, of course (although I think it'd be fair to say that Team Smackdown are the likely winners at this point).

The best bit of this match, the night and this angle so far had to be the segment between Cena and Barrett after the encounter. Harris and Barrett teamed up on Cena, before Barrett jumped in, who was nearly hit by his latest recruit. The Englishman proceeded to cut his best promo ever and villified Cena and made him look weak and cowardly. It was fantastic. Barrett ended the segment with, "until next week... you can't see me!" This guy is the real deal.

 Team Raw

As mentioned, a series of matches to determine Team Raw took place during last week's episode. The team is as follows: R-Truth, CM Punk, Santino Marella, John Morrison, Sheamus and The Miz (c). That leaves room for one more competitor -- Triple H mayhaps? Probably not, but hopefully the seventh member will bring more to the table that Santino. . .

 Team Smackdown

The team is as follows: Big Show (c), Rey Mysterio, Alberto Del Rio, Kofi Kingston, Jack Swagger, Edge and Tyler Reks. The last name on that list made his debut on SD last week with a win against Kaval. They really don't know what to do with the winner of NXT Season 2.

 The Family Of Destruction

So, the feud between Kane and The Undertaker, which has been on-off for over 13 years, is still going strong. Well, erm, not sure about 'strong', but it's still going nonetheless. The rivalry continued with another spooky, slightly over-the-top promo from Kane, reflecting the over-the-top of all these characters, including Paul Bearer.

Long story short, Kane and his father challenged Taker to a Buried Alive match at Bragging Rights, which would be for the title yet again, of course. Undi' came out and demonstrated that his powers had seemingly returned to him! He went after Kane and Bearer, who ran off before being frightened by a bolt of lightning that had been summoned by the Phenom. Mildly interesting.


That brings my review of the week to a close and I hope you enjoyed it, even though not a whole happened. Don't forget to check out my column over at PWP, where normal business shall resume next week :)

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Dying A Slow Death


I will give you three guesses as to what this entry is dedicated to. . .




Ever since Season 3 of NXT began, I have been considering just not writing about it anymore in my weekly column over at ProWrestlingPonderings.com. The all-female roster is dreadful. The challenges and obstacle courses make for terrible television. The actual wrestling is no better and the promos are painfully cringe worthy. Worst of all (depending on your point of view I suppose), this ridiculous excuse for a show won't even be on the air shortly. With Smackdown moving back to Syfy at the beginning of October, the network has decided there is no need to keep both shows on board, thus it is dumping NXT in favour of WWE's B-show. You couldn't make up a worst array of reasons not to write about, let alone watch, this crap.

And yet, when I finally forced myself to watch an entire episode of NXT this week, I realised how fascinating it actually is when you break it down. I found there was too much to talk about for my relatively small PWP article. As I said, the show is being pulled from tv and is believed to be moving to an Internet-only format before long. That means only four weeks of a twelve-week season will actually be aired on television, which has essentially lead to near-to-nobody caring about it, including the commentators.

This week's episode began with a recap of the previous week's show, which ended with Michael Cole walking out and just leaving the commentary team, primarily because it was a "joke." From this point on, they were openly admitting that NXT was pure muck. Josh Matthews was alone on the announce desk before he was joined by none other than CM Punk in a tweed jacket, who almost immediately described the show as a "car crash." Pure muck was somehow turned into pure gold momentarily:



The whole thing was incredibly surreal. For the majority of that hour, I couldn't believe I was watching a wrestling show. Yet, for all its craptacular insufferability, it made for great television. I gained far more enjoyment from watching this God awful laughing stock than I ever did watching the usual boring stuff they generally stick on NXT. It would appear that terrible beats mediocre anyday.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Read My New Column at ProWrestlingPonderings.Com!


That's right -- it's finally here!



Head over to ProWrestlingPonderings.Com and find my new weekly column, What's Going Down, there each and every Monday morning.



In my brand spanking new column, I'll be giving you the lowdown on the week in WWE on television. I will be covering all three shows -- Raw, Smackdown and NXT -- and giving you my view on where the E are going right and wrong these days.


And don't forget to check out Ryan Rozanski's review of TNA No Surrender as well.

Saturday, September 4, 2010

Smackdown! Results And Review (03-09-2010)




Here are the results from this evening's Friday Night Smackdown!:


  • Alberto Del Rio opens the show with a fiesta in the ring. A recap of his beat-down of Rey Mysterio from the previous week is shown on the titantron and Alberto claims that he is celebrating the "removal of Rey from the WWE." He proposes a toast to himself, because he is "rich.. handsome.. powerful.. I'm everything!" At this point, he is interrupted by Christian, of all people. He jokes that Del Rio is JBL ("Juan Bradshaw Layfield") and Enrique Iglesias. A bit of casual racism never did anyone harm sure. Then Captain Charisma gets serious (is it even possible to take him serious anymore?) and it looks as if a fight is about to ensue. However, Del Rio leaves the ring and says there will be "another time and another place, but you're going to pay." Christian is then ambushed by Drew McIntyre, who he is due to face next. Alberto empties a bottle of champagne over The Instant Classic.

  • During the break, Drew throws Christian into the steel ringsteps. The Canadian goes ahead with the match nonetheless. In the most impressive bit of the bout, Christian jumped off the middle turnbuckle towards Drew, but the Sinister Scotsman reversed it into a tilt-the-whirl backbreaker. At around the four minute mark, Drew reversed the Killswitch into a gutbuster, yet Christian gained the win with a roll-up -- without hitting the ringpost once!


  • This is followed by Michelle McCool versus Kelly Kelly. Matt Striker and Todd Grisham are joined by Layla, who is very hyper on commentary. She's excited about the possibility of becoming Unified Divas/Womens Champion apparently. McCool wins with the Faithbreaker (or AJ Styles' finishing move, the Styles Clash) after just over two minutes.


  • After the break, we see Hornswoggle in Teddy Long's office with a psychiatrist. The leprechaun has electrodes placed on his temples. According to the psychiatrist, this is the last solution to get him to speak. Unsurprisingly, Hornswoggle rejects the electro-shock therapy, instead sticking a electrode on the doctor's forehead. Teddy and Hornswoggle scuttle away, while smoke rise from beneath the doc. This angle is stupid and isn't going anywhere. Remind me not to acknowledge it next time. . .


  • Following the ad break, Chris Masters is in the ring. Vickie Guerrero introduces Dolph Ziggler. I had seen these have a decent match before on Superstars, so I expected this to be at least a competent outing for the both of them. Dolph hit a nice neckbreaker on Masters on the ropes at one point. For the finish, Masters went for the Masterlock, but it was reversed very nicely when Dolph leaped up onto the corner and landed backwards. He then won with the Zig-Zag in just under three minutes.


  • Big Show then comes out for his 2-on-1 handicap tag match with CM Punk and Luke Gallows from the Straight Edge Society, who are joined by the injured Joey Mercury at ringside. Still no explanation on-screen for Serena's release from the company, and I somehow doubt we will ever get one. The match proceeds a bit like a game of cat and mouse, with the SES trying to avoid Show at all costs. With`a good bit of the action moving outside the ring, Gallows was able to knock down the 400-pound giant with one blow to the back of the head. In the finishing sequence, Punk is knocked off the apron, Show does a reverse electric chair on Gallows and gets the win via submission after slapping on a rear-naked choke. Punk, is seething at this point, loses his cool and gives Gallows a GTS. He leaves the ring in anger and falls to his knees at the stage. It looks as if the SES's days are numbered. . .


  • Next we have the VIP Lounge with special guest host Jack Swagger, who won the right to host it after defeating MVP a week earlier in the Jack Swagger Sr Invitational. Swagger's guest is his father, who is sitting in a wheelchair in the ring with a neck brace on (showing the effects of Kane's Tombstone Piledriver several weeks earlier presumably). He says he is proud of his son, despite being left to be hit with the aforementioned move on a previous episode of Smackdown. Jack does some push-ups for his dad, who counts two for every one at some point after ten push-ups. MVP interrupts and says that it is still his VIP Lounge and that there are "renovations" to be done. He subsequently starts throwing trophies and furniture around. MVP then goes for Swagger, who uses his dad as a human shield. Jack pretty much hurls his father out of the chair towards MVP and runs out f the ring. Jack Swagger Sr is then left to Porter, who lands the ballin' elbow drop on him. What jerks.


  • Matt Hardy comes out next and looks as if he can barely walk. Cody Rhodes enters with a mic and insults Matt about his appearance. He says that "my Grooming Tips are for people like... you fatty!" and points to a group of kids in the front row, probably not realising who he was about to point at. He resumes insulting Hardy and shows him the mirror on the back of his jacket. He says he sees "Matt Hardy Version.. done!" This whole spot lasts about three minutes. There was probably no need for it to go on that long. When the match finally does start, it lasts about five minutes. Cody gains the pinfall after Hardy hurts his leg and pounces with Crossroads (or is it CrossRhodes?).


  • In the last segment of the night, we finally get to hear Kane's "Major Announcement." Kane's entrance music and pyro come on, but is nowhere to be seen.  We hear him laughing and find that he is actually on the titantron. He talks about the "final chapter" and the "end of the Undertaker's existence." Heavy stuff. He then goes on to announce that he'll defend his World Heavyweight Title against Taker at Night Of Champions to almost no crowd reaction. He laughs menacingly and says he has "longed for (his) powers" and casket is brought ringside by druids. As the camera gets a shot of it, Undi's graphics begin to appear, but it is just a swerve as Kane emerges from within. There is even more laughing as Kane claims that Taker is now in his shadow. He talks about his brother's weakness and how his "powers" now belong to him. The Big Red Machine repeatedly says that "nothing can stop me!", but just at that moment, the Phenom's music hits. Taker enters the ring and makes a move for Kane, but the lights go out and he has disappeared once they come back on. Upon opening the casket, Taker finds that it is empty. We are once again greeted to the sight of Kane on the tron. He says that they are known as "the Brothers Of Destruction, but after Night Of Champions you will be the brother that I destroyed." The show closes with Kane's pyro and music.
All in all, not a bad Smackdown. I didn't think there was a single bad match on the card and, even though they are trying to stretch out the Taker-Kane feud each week with segments that can feel a bit forced at times, it was a pretty solid episode. Definitely a world away from this week's Monday Night Raw.

Monday, August 30, 2010

Why Cody Rhodes Is So Dashing


Cody Rhodes

In a previous blog post, Making New Ground. Sort Of, I wrote that under the wings of Randy Orton the members of Legacy - Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase - didn't make much, if any, ground during the time of that particular stable. That's undoubtedly a miserable failure if one of your main eventers can't elevate two mid-card wrestlers -- when it's specifically what he's supposed to be doing! What was the point of Legacy in the first place if it did nothing for the younger guys involved?


Cody as a member of Legacy


It was Randy Orton who eventually went over at Wrestlemania 26 in a Triple Threat match between himself and his former protegés. But when the feud ended there, the beaten men were back at square one. It was now completely up to them to try and elevate themselves up to the upper-mid-card or main event level.

Ted DiBiase stayed on Raw and found it hard getting a push at the best of times. On one episode, he was totally jobbed out by John Cena, who showed the second-generation superstar absolutely no respect. It was the low point of his post-Mania solo run. In an effort to put his career back on track, he resurrected the Million Dollar Man persona that his father used to such great effect in the eighties. It's not a great sign when you have to resort to a gimmick that your dad employed several years ago. . .

Cody, on the other hand, didn't seem to be going anywhere either, at first. He was moved to Smackdown! in the WWE Draft and then paired with a Rookie, Husky Harris, on NXT. It was apparent that he was not high priority for Creative.

In need of a push in the right direction, Cody revealed his brand new disposition:




I must admit, I love this new side of Cody. It's unleashed something in him that we're only beginning to see. He's brash, confident, cocky and tremendously suave on-screen right now. In my opinion, a lot of the best stuff in pro-wrestling is the really simple stuff. Cody's personality is simple: he's a good-looking guy and he knows it. There's nothing that a crowd finds more boo-inducing than someone who likes to tell you how good he is while insulting the viewers at the same time. The same goes for someone who continually tells you how handsome and "dashing" he is, and then says the opposite about his audience. Rhodes has just about perfected it really, and generates a great deal of heat on SD! now. The real test will be to stick him on Raw, and if he can make it work there, then he will have synched it.

I just hope he can continue to be as entertaining in his promos as he has been over the past two months:




His character has also been moulded effectively in a number of ways as well. Most notably, there's the mirror beneath the titantron that he uses for his entrance...




...and, of course, his fantastic Grooming Tips that we've been seeing for the past six or so weeks on SD!




Considering how SD! was practically pillaged in the aforementioned Draft, Cody Rhodes is one of the best things on display every Friday night. Even better is the fact that he's getting a bit of a push at the moment. He recently defeated both Matt Hardy and Christian in consecutive weeks and it now appears that he'll be in a mini-feud involving them, himself and Drew McIntyre. Hopefully that will go somewhere, but with the "sinister Scotsman" involved, Gods only knows if it will go anywhere at all.



As I said earlier, Cody has also been appearing on NXT, where he was mentoring his Rookie Husky Harris until he was eliminated just over two weeks ago. In my estimation, Rhodes has been one of the best Pros in the show's entirety, perhaps only bettered by The Miz, which is understandable once you consider the roll that Mr.MITB has been on this year. He's shot some amusing and entertaining promos on this Tuesday night programme, including this one: 




I always got the feeling on NXT that Cody did the best job at trying to put his Rookie over, aside from maybe LayCool (Michelle McCool and Layla) and their great work with Kaval. I think that's partly evidenced in his reaction (or overreaction, depending on how you look at it) to Husky's elimination. And Cody is still going great on the show without Harris, cutting another good promo last week and won in a decent, if long, match against MVP.




It certainly looks as if the son of Dusty Rhodes and brother of Dustin "Goldust" Runnels is finally getting somewhere. Let's just hope he can stay. . . dashing!

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Wham, Bam, Summerslam!


Summerslam took place on 15 August in Los Angeles


Up until the August 9 edition of Monday Night Raw, only three matches had been booked for Summerslam (SS), one of WWE's Big Four pay-per-views. It just goes to show that three weeks is far too short a time to promote such a high profile event. It also points to slack booking, which we've been seeing from WWE in recent times and saw throughout this PPV.

The Intercontinental Championship match between Dolph Ziggler and challenger Kofi Kingston was the curtain jerker. Kofi was trying to regain a title that he had only lost 9 days previously -- did anyone really believe that he was going to win? Answer: no. WWE made the same mistake at Fatal 4 Way. The Miz defended the US Title against R-Truth, whom he had just defeated for the belt on that week's Raw. Needless to say, Mike Mizanin retained on that occasion. I bring this up because you need to give fans a reason to buy a PPV in every match, not just the top two or three on the card.

On top of that, this match was just stale if you had seen any of their other bouts over the past month. So, why couldn't they just wait until SS to put the belt on Ziggler? There was a simple answer to that, as we were to find out. The match was reaching its climax when Kofi missed with Trouble In Paradise and Dolph slapped on the Sleeper Hold. At that moment, Nexus came out of nowhere, attacking them both. The faction of NXT Season 1 Rookies, in trying to make another impact in yet another 7-on-1 beat down, caused this encounter to end in a no contest. . .


Nexus gangs up on Kofi


Following that was the Divas Championship match between Melina and Alecia Fox. This was better than their dour meeting on last week's Raw, but it's too bad that not too many people care that Melina won her first title since returning from an injury that kept her out for a year. The celebrations were interrupted by the self-professed co-Women's Champions, Layla and Michelle McCool, who proceeded to hand her a harsh beating. Alecia will surely be handed a rematch, but a feud between the new Divas champion and the entertaining Laycool could be appealing. Then again, this is the WWE Diva's division, so let's not get our hopes up. . .


Melina


Next up was the 3-on-1 handicap match between the Straight Edge Society (SES) and the Big Show, which was hastily put together the week of the PPV. Once again, just more sloppy booking. I liked the match itself, but at the same time, there was no real reason for it to be on this card other than to fill time.

Show looked dominant from the beginning, before the SES ganged up on him and took the advantage. Inevitably, the World's Largest Athlete gained the double pin over Joey Mercury and Luke Gallows as CM Punk scuttled away from the ring with Serena. All im all, nothing special, but I did like it all the same.

It will be intriguing to see where Punk and the SES go from here. In all their time together they haven't done a whole lot other than shave a few peoples' heads. In recent promos, the Straight Edge Superstar has looked fantastic, but he hasn't been able to take his three cronies anywhere above where they already were. In the context of this match though, CM Punk played the cowardly heel masterfully I thought. This would set up a defection from the SES by it's members quite nicely in my estimation, with the possibility of a Punk-Gallows rivalry or something along those lines. I quite like the sound of that idea, but that begs the question, what do you do with Serena, Gallows and Mercury after then? I guess that's a bridge we'll have to cross when we reach it. . .


Big Show -- Paul White has been great as a face so far


The midway point of the night was marked by two promos, the first of which greeted us to the sight of Kane standing by an empty coffin. He was soon joined by Sheamus, who is continuing to show more and more confidence on-screen.

That was followed by The Miz in the ring, who cut a fantastic promo over his decision to join Team WWE for the main event or not. All I can say is, go look it up and watch it for yourself -- well worth seeing. I did think he was going to turn down the offer, the typical heel thing to do, but it set up the angle for the Daniel Bryan return later on in the show perfectly. . .


The Miz


In last week's article, "Making New Ground. Sort of.", I wrote that both Randy Orton and Sheamus needed a good match in their fight for the WWE Championship, but that Sheamus also badly needed a clean win here. If we look at his title matches, his first reign was won via an accidental fall through the table by John Cena, his Royal Rumble clash with Orton ended in a DQ, he regained the title at Fatal 4 Way after a run-in from The Nexus and retained it at Money In The Bank in almost identical circumstances. Add to that list a DQ loss to The Viper at SS.

Now, if you're trying to push a fresh, new champion as fearsome and powerful in the ring, then the last thing you do is hand him an unimpressive record such as the one I just listed. I was even enjoying this match up until the point where Sheamus shoved the ref when attempting to bring a chair in. He got an RKO on the announce table for his troubles, of course. I don't see The Celtic Warrior retaining the belt at Night Of Champion and I don't envisage anyone else believing he can either. If he can't get a win over an established headliner (such as Triple H, with whom he is expected to feud with in the near future), then he may slip away from being a fixture in the main event level altogether. . .


Sheamus -- Laoch (see trunks) is the Irish for "hero"


Possibly one of the most anticipated matches of the night was the World Heavyweight Championship contest between the holder Kane and Rey Mysterio, who was striving to prove his innocence (although I'm not sure how winning a match would do that). Once again, this was another good, solid bout that was marred by bad booking.

Rey competed well for the most part against the Big Red Machine, so in desperation Kane turned to the casket. On the first attempt, he failed to close the lid on Rey, who looked as if he would eventually find a way to overcome the odds. For once, however, the WWE's Biggest Little Man couldn't find a way past a devastating Chokeslam. The clean pin and the ease with which it was picked up was surprising, but just in case you had forgotten, Kane drilled this big win home with a further Chokeslam as well as a Tombstone Piledriver.

Naturally, Kane went back to the casket once more, only to find The Undertaker inside. Taker looked at his brother, before turning to Rey. At this point, we thought he was singling out the masked man, as he said, 'did you ever hear of "an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth?' Before.. before I make things right.. why? Why'd you do it, Rey?" Mysterio's response was inaudible, unfortunately, but it was all a swerve anyway -- The Phenom swung around and stared menacingly at Kane. He slapped a choke on his apparent attacker, but was hit back and ended up on the receiving end of a Tombstone.




Much like everything else on this PPV, there were good and bad things about this particular angle. First off, I doubt anyone was truly surprised by The Undertaker's return -- one way or another, he was coming back at SS. The way WWE went about it was slightly confusing though. Why did Taker confront Rey in the manner he did if he wasn't the attacker? Was it just for the swerve or did Rey have something to do with it after all? I guess we'll find out more on Smackdown! this coming Friday.

It was also important to make Kane look superior in the way they did. People have to believe that he can beat his brother, as he has been made to look inferior in past feuds, but above all else it's believable -- having just awoken from a storyline coma (notice how he staggers out of the casket), Taker would be susceptible to any competitor, not just a monster heel. There was nothing particularly special about this match or the events immediately after it.


Taker and Kane partake in a choking war

Aaaaand your main event!
The heavily hyped 7-on-7 elimination tag team match between Team WWE (as advertised -- John Cena, Bret Hart, Edge, Chris Jericho, John Morrison, R-Truth and an unconfirmed seventh member) and The Nexus (Wade Barrett, Justin Gabriel, David Otunga, Skip Sheffield, Heath Slater, Darren Young and Michael Tarver).

After his awesome promo earlier in the night, it had looked as if The Miz was certain to be that seventh member. But just as Team WWE had made their way to ringside with Miz in the wings in anticipation, John Cena brought out Daniel Bryan in one of those very rare moments in pro wrestling these days -- something that you simply don't see coming.

Cue huge pop, melee in the ring and a crossface from Bryan on Young, thus forcing a submission in the early moments of the 14-man crunch match. The American Dragon didn't reenter the squared circle until Team WWE were down to just himself and Cena, but when he did, he absolutely kicked ass until The Miz ran in and hit him with the briefcase. It's amazing that Michael Cole continues to bury him on commentary. This was a performance good enough to win even the harshest critics over, so to continue on insisting that AmDrag "got lucky" in this bout, that all his in-ring capabilities were conjured up by the Internet and that he is a "dweeb" and a "twerp" is incredibly baffling. Perhaps taking the US title off of his former Pro would change Cole's mind...?

In the final sequence, John Cena was left in a two-on-one situation against Gabriel and Barrett. Gabriel went for the win with his ever-impressive 450 Splash, but Cena moved out of harm's way and subsequently pinned the South African, which looked weak. So did the finish, however, when Barrett tapped out to the NPSTF (No Pressure Stepover Toehold Footlock). All in all, a fairly entertaining match where arguably it's only downfall was in the ending.




This PPV was stuck in an unfotunate pattern. On the whole it was an enjoyable event with good matches. However, nearly all of those matches were marred by sloppy or poor finishes. As I wrote before, the viewer needs a reason in every single match to buy the PPV.